December 2011
“Do you know what’s approaching? Christmas is approach- appoach- approaching.” HAHAHA. Pussycats? What the hell did I just watch?!
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So again the last diet failed. God I suck at this. But this time I got my motivation. I’ve been at the gym 2 days in a row and my arms, back, and shoulders are killing me. Also jogged yesterday which was pretty good. But tomorrow starts a 4 day break when I visit family which means I can finally rest. But hopefully I won’t be goin’ back to pig mode. Especially on New Year’s...
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HAHAHAHA OHMYGOD! I was expecting something else. LMAO!
2011 was shit. But I gotta admit it has some of...
wareiskyle asked: lol dude I was somewhere else last night. I just needed to shut up and take my ass to sleep haha thanks for the reality check lol
fivefooteight asked: Well, someone's in love. HAHA
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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student:
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me: whoops
Reblog if you were born in the 90's & you still...
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok